"Speak of the devil and the devil is here". The proverb
possibly will come true in coming years. Only difference is that instead of
devil, its 'gold medal'. Perplexed? Remember in my last post, I had expressed
my concern over India not winning a single gold medal in this Olympics? And how
I said we have potential players but the launch seems to be the problem? Well
all the worries will come to a halt very soon; we wont be Olympics gold medal ravenous
nation anymore! Yes, it is not a dream. Feel free to pinch yourselves or bang
your head on the wall to check if you are in dreamland. Considering the
increasing number of scams around the nation, sports council of India has forwarded
a request to IOC to take in "scam" as an event for Rio Olympics. This
decision came after Indian scammers’ amazing performance in Coal gate scam, which
broke all the national records. According
to figures, it is one of the important games played internationally. "Such
sports should be encouraged and needs international attention. India is
performing incredibly well" said sports council head. China and USA has
already expressed their contention. My undisclosed sources say it is nothing
but their anxiety that India would “rip-off” all the three Olympics medals
(gold, silver and bronze), if it is approved as an event for 2016.
India's
astonishing performance has always stunned other countries. India has multiple
teams for both men's and women's category. "No other country is as expert
as us, we are the masters. We have more than one team and individual players in
men's and women's category. 'Scam' is our sure shot for gold, more than any
other events in coming Olympics" said honorable sports minister. Sources
say India is already pressurizing the Olympic committee. Will it be our dream
come true? If it is, we can expect more than two gold medals (men's and women's
team and individual events) in our kit next Olympics. The Golden era is not
far. Let us hope things will fall into places. India, indeed, is shining and
from 2016, it will shine dazzling with gold light.
I doubt if anybody will be interested to take part
ReplyDeletemany would be there..
ReplyDeleteShreya, great humor :) True, perhaps the only field where Indians would qualify, contest and win all three categories of deserving medals in an Olympics would be in CORRUPTION without sex discrimination. Both Males & Females would glitter :)
ReplyDeleteThe Scams are only getting fatter by the minute. So are the objections / declination / counter allegations so on and so forth. The daily drama is endless.
So far, Japan, China, S. Korea and Philippines were leading CORRUPT gold contenders. They have all be taken aback by the sudden surge in competence by the Indians who have now emerged the undisputed leaders by a lengthy mile. To catch up would be next to impossible however much they attempt to primarily because the proportion of loot is perhaps some of their GDP!
GOD save India! Keep it up Shreya!